This is my creative writing outlet. If a blog post has the word "investigate" or "report" or any of their variations, you can probably bet it's NOT a true story.
Thursday, April 12, 2012
bridges
I like the covered bridges with that mass of metal framework that towers over your head. Pretty much awesome. Can't explain why. You just have to trust me. Cause they are.
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
What do you do when you want to bike but you also want to sleep?
Sleep on your bike? Bike in your sleep?
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
what would you do for a klondike bar?
remember the old commercial?
Perhaps we should use the phrase for other things:
What would you do for a remodel of your bathroom?
What would you do for a husband who did all the housework?
What would you do for a root canal?
What would you do for an infestation?
What would you do for a night on the town?
What would you do for a hangover?
What would you do for an excuse for that lipstick stain?
What would you do for a comfy chair?
What would you do for a hug from your kid?
What would you do for a hug from your kid that was sticky free?
What would you do for another hour's sleep?
What would you do for the next big thing?
What would you do for the next small thing?
What would you do for someone to take care of your lawn for you?
What would you do for a second bathroom?
What would you do for your two boyfriends to meet?
What would you do for a dent in your car?
What would you do for a dream vacation?
What would you do for a load of laundry?
What would you do for ten loads of laundry?
What would you do for someone to do ten loads of laundry for you?
What would you do for a soft bed?
What would you do for a Snickers?
On second thought, maybe we'll just leave the original alone. Hmmm, now I want ice cream and Snickers!
Perhaps we should use the phrase for other things:
What would you do for a remodel of your bathroom?
What would you do for a husband who did all the housework?
What would you do for a root canal?
What would you do for an infestation?
What would you do for a night on the town?
What would you do for a hangover?
What would you do for an excuse for that lipstick stain?
What would you do for a comfy chair?
What would you do for a hug from your kid?
What would you do for a hug from your kid that was sticky free?
What would you do for another hour's sleep?
What would you do for the next big thing?
What would you do for the next small thing?
What would you do for someone to take care of your lawn for you?
What would you do for a second bathroom?
What would you do for your two boyfriends to meet?
What would you do for a dent in your car?
What would you do for a dream vacation?
What would you do for a load of laundry?
What would you do for ten loads of laundry?
What would you do for someone to do ten loads of laundry for you?
What would you do for a soft bed?
What would you do for a Snickers?
On second thought, maybe we'll just leave the original alone. Hmmm, now I want ice cream and Snickers!
Monday, April 9, 2012
ode to a late night when you have to get up in the morning
internet's fun,
too soon comes the sun
Why can't it wait?
I'll likely be late.
Thank you
too soon comes the sun
Why can't it wait?
I'll likely be late.
Thank you
questions, comments, personal attacks?
One of my favorite statements from a college professor. Apparently he was ready for anything.
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